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[Hussainno1]

Ek Pathan Cinema Mai "Jurrasic Park" Movie Dekh Raha Tha.

Ek Dinosaur Dorta Huwa Samne Ki Taraf Aane Laga To Wo Bhaga.

Gate Keeper: Bhagte Kyun Ho, Ye To Khali Film Hai..



Pathan: Woh To Janwar Hai, Wo Nahin Janta K Yeh Film Hai. :-)

[Hussainno1]

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor Kar Chala Gaya.


Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi Karta Hoga.


Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko.

[Hussainno1]

Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?




2nd Pathan: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main
Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga... :-)

[Hussainno1]

1 Pathan Ne Jaali Note Banaya Aur Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Lagana Bhol Gaya:

Jab Dukandar Ko Dia To Dukandar Ne Kaha: Iski To Topi Nahi Hai.

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Pathan: Ye Quaid-E-Azam Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hai. :-)