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![]() .................................................. ..... HEY GUYS,YOU FOUND HERE EVERYTHING.WATCH AND ENJOY!!!!!!!!! .................................................. ..... COLLECTION OF HINDI AND URDU SMS dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile, aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile, dua karte hai hum khuda se, tuhme jo bhi dost mile hUM se kam na mile. Khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti! insaan ki bndagi beimaan nahi hoti! kabhi manga hoga humne ek pyara sa dost... varna yuhi apki... humse pehchan nahi hoti!!! is dost ki yaad tumhe hae pal sataye gi, Tanhai k waqt dosti bohat yaad ayegi, uss din jano gi tum dosti ki qadar, jiss din dost se zindagi root jayegi,...!!! Arzoo ye nahi k gum ka toofan tul jaae, Fikar to ye hai app ka dil na badal jaee, kabhi bi mujh ko agar bhulana chaho, tum dard itna daina k mera dum nikhal jaae, Tujey bhool kar bi na bhool paaengay hum, Bas yehi ek wada nibha paaengay hum, Mita daingay khud ko bi jahan se, Lekin Tera naam dil se na mita paaemgay hum,, Distance cant separate any1.. Time cant bind any1.. If feelings r true & from the heart , just close ur eyes & u can feel any1...!!! ONE ONE. 2 I LOVE YOU TWO TWO. 4 LOVE ME MORE THREE THREE. 6 LOVE IS FIX FOUR FOUR. 8 LOVE IS GREAT FIVE FIVE. 10 LOVE IS FRIEND pal do pal mein hi milti hai khushi pal do pal mein milte hai gam par jo har pal saath nibhaye voh dost milte hai kam.....................jaise k AAP or HUM Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki, Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki.. Ajnabi galeyon se hum guzra nahi karte, Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte, ya dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai, warna itnay SMS kise ko kiya nahi karte Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana. Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana. ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo, yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta ! D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako... jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega, tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko, Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega! Dil ka rishta hai humara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara, Her yaad me hai chehra tumhara, SMS nahi to kya hoa Zindagi bhar saath nibhana ka wada hai humara! Life is SEA Iss main Dl kinara aur Dost Lehren hain Yeh mat dekho k kitni Lehren hain Balkay dekho k kaun si lehar kinaray k ziyada kareeb hai. Enjoy The Art Of Friendship FRIENDSHIP Needs No Promises No Demands And No Expectations Just Sincerity Care & Trust! Thanx 4 being such a nice friend Friendship is a rainbow between two hearts sharing seven feelings: 1.LOVE 2.HAPPINESS 3.TRUTH 4.FAITH 5.SECRET 6.TRUST 7.SADNESS JA MERE SMS MERE SWEET DOST K PAAS JA... DHEERE SE JANA... SHOR MAT MACHANA... BUSY HO TO... KUCH MAT KEHNA... FREE HO TO... PYAAR SE MISS U KEHNA...! stay with me, I"ll stay with you and we"ll be friends, through and through..... JOKES SMS 1 Memon larka aur Memon larki ko ek dusre se pyar hogaya ek din larki ne kaha k jab mera baap sojaye a to me ek sika phenku gi , tum andar aa jana. Rat ko larki ne sika phenka lekin larka sike phenkne k ek ghante baad aaya. larki ne poocha k itni dair se q aaye to larka bOLa " wo main sikka dhoond raha tha mila hi nai " larki boli " pagal wo to main ne dhaga band k phenka tha " Break up SMS Dil k rishtay bhi kitnay ajeeb hotay hain, Door reh ker bhi kitnay kareeb hotay hain, Jin logon ko un k chahnay waalay mil jaatay hain, Wo log kitnay khush naseeb hotay hain. Love SMS Khamoshiyaan teri mujh se baat karti hai, Tera har dard samajhti hai, Pata hai majboor tu bhi aur me bhi, Phir bhi aankhe didaar ko tarasti hai Urdu Shayari SMS Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hai, Tumhain Kya Malum Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum Koi aankhon - 2 se baat kar leta hain. Koi aankhon - 2 mein mulaqat kar leta hai. Bada muskil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamos rehkar sawal kar leta hai To kya Tumhain, Main kabhi Yaad hi nahi aaya? Kisi Ghulaab ki Khushboo k bikharne per b Zara se Aab ke Aankhon mai utarne per b Kitaab uthate hoye, Geet koi Gatey hoye Sanwar k dair talak Aainey ko takte hoye! To kya Tumhain Mai kabhi Yaad hi nahi aaya? Subha ko uthtay hoye, Shaam ko Tehlte hoye Neend na aaye agar Karwatein badalte hoye Kabhi yun hi kisi Makhsoos Dhun ko sunte hoye Faarig Auqaat mai koi Kitaab parhte hoye! To kya Tumhain, Main kabhi Yaad hi nahi aaya? Baraste Abr mai Chhat per kabhi Khare ho ker Kisi ke Rooth ke Jaane per Chirchiray ho ker Kisi Saheli se bus yun hi Baat karte hoye Kisi Khayal mai Bethe se uth ke chalte hoye Kisi bhi Raat ko uth ker yun hi Tehlte hoye! To kya Tumhain, Main kabhi Yaad hi nahi aaya? Akele yun hi kabhi apni Dhun main chlate hoye Kisi ki Saalgira per yun hi behlte hoye Kisi unchayi pe Tanha sambhal ke charte hoye Utarte Chaand ka Mojon mai Aks parte hoye! To kya Tumhain, Main kabhi Yaad hi nahi aaya? Kisi Gulaab ko Tehni se Torr ker bhi nahi?? Kisi Darakht ke Saaye mai beth ker bhi nahi?? Apne Darwaze pe Dastak koi Sun ker bhi nahi?? Kisi Dareecha-e-Makaan se Khaank ker bhi nahi?? Apni Kitab mai koi Naam dekh ker bhi nahi?? Yaad-e-Maazi mai kahin Door Doob ker bhi nahi?? Kisi bhi Shakhs ko Khamosh dekh ker bhi nahi?? Kisi bhi Aankh ko Namm dekh ker bhi nahi?? Kahin Lafzon mai koi Aah dekh kar bhi nahi? Azaan hoye hi Duaaon mai bhi nahi?? To kya Tumhain, Main kabhi Yaad hi nahi aaya kisi k yun bicharne sy kisi k yaad anay per bohat sy log rotay hai k rona ek rewayat hai Rewayat tor jata hoon Tumhari yaad anay per Main aksar muskurata hoon Koi tum say pochay kon hon main. Tum keh dena, Koi khas nahi. Ik dost hai kacha pakka sa, Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa. Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda. Bas ik bahana acha sa. Jevan ka aisa sath hai. Jo door na ho kar pas nahi. Koi tum say pochay kon hon main, Tum keh dena KOI KHAS NAHI Best..gift "ZINDAGI" Best..Ahsaas "KHUSHI" Best..feeling "PYAAR" Best..Relation "DOSTI" Best...person "HUM" Best..FRIEND "TUM" Beshaq kuch waqt ka intezar mila hm ko "Par sab se best yaar mila hm ko" Na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki humein Ay dost teri dosti se woh pyar mila hm ko Bari chahato k sath chaha tha jis ko hum ney, Zakham kuch aisai diyai us bewafa sanum ney, log kanto sai bach kar chaltey hain aj bhi, kantey to dor ki bat hai phoolon sai zakham khayai hai humney... !! Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain.. par bari mushkil se waaday nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par... jahan diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain Ab tere mere beech zra fasla b ho hum log jub milain to koi dosra b ho tu janta nai meri chahat ajeeb hai muj ko mana raha hai kbi khud khufa b ho chup chap baith k daikho tmam raat jaga hua b ho koi soya hua b ho us k liye to main ne yaha tuk duain ki meri trha se us ko koi chahta b ho Aazmaish rishto me zaruri hoti hai. Na mil pana kisi ki majboori hoti hai. yaad to door se bhi kar sakte hain lekin. Dil ki hasrat to mil kar hi poori hoti hai. Aazmaish rishto me zaruri hoti hai. Na mil pana kisi ki majboori hoti hai. yaad to door se bhi kar sakte hain lekin. Dil ki hasrat to mil kar hi poori hoti hai. aankhon se mere is liye udasi nahin jati, dilé beQarar ki betabi nahin jati, aajaye jab bhi tumhari yaad, phir dharkan mere dil ki sambhali nahin jati, dekhna chahoon jab bhi main aayena, tasveer teri nigahon se nikali nahin jati Aakash k taron men khoya hai jahan sara lagta hai pyara har ek tara un taron men sab se pyara hai ek sitara jo is waqt parh raha hai ..SMS.. Hamara Aaj socha k jawab kia bhejoon. Aap jase payar ko khitab kia bhejon. Koi phool ho to mujay malom nahee. Jo khud gulab ho usay gulab kia bhejon.... Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair, na rang na roshni hai tere bagair, waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai! bus dharkan thami hai tere bagair, na barish hai na dhuaan! phir bhi dil mai tapish si hai tere bagair, buhut roka hai baadal ko barsne se! phir bhi aankhon mai nami si hai tere bagair... Ye Duaa hay Teri Zindagi Sanwar Jaay Har Nazar Mein Bas Pyaar Nazar aay Tujhe Jis khushi Ki Talash Ho Wo Khushi Khud Teri Talash Mai Chali Aay. Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamho mei daaman chod jayega. Abhi waqt hai do batein kar lo humse, Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa A Dost itna to yaad kiaHota. Ek pyar bharaSms bhej dia hota jeete hain teri yaad main. Ek bus hamara haal poch liya hota. ¤Zindagi Ke Rahon Me Bohat Se Yar Milengey ¤Hum Kya Hum Se B Ache Hazar Milenge ¤In Achoo Ke Bheer Me Hum Ko Na Bhool Jana ¤Hum Kahan Tumhe Bar Bar Milenge.;-). ¤ AJAO LAUT K ¤ Khamosh palkon pa dariya ruka hai abi, tumharay intizar mah aik lamha ruka hai abi, sadiyun ka faasla to tay kar lia hum nay. sirf do qadmon ka safar ruka hai abi, waqt k sagar pa rawan ho tum yeh jan lo. Tumharay piyar k liye ek shaks ruka hai abi, ajao k zindagi tamam na ho jaey meri. Baray ehtaman say moth ko taala hai abi, saadain day day k be awaz na ho jaon kahen main. ajao laut k aik jumla meri zuban pa ruka hai abi. "The real defination of "YAAD" Yaad woh nahi jo akely main aaye, yaad woh hai jo mehfil main aaye aur tanha kar jaye *MERE BAS ITNI KHAWAHISH HAY** KHUSH AISAY PAHCHANI JAON** AP K NAME SE JANI JAON* "Dosti ki waja nahi hoti, Dosti saza nahi hoti, Dosti main hoti hai imandari, Dosti main dunyadari nahi hoti, Dost jaan se pyara hota hai, Dost se jaan pyari nahi hoti" : Har Yad Me Usi Ki Yad Rehti Hai..!! Meri Akhon Ko Usi Ki Talash Rehti Hai...!! : Meri Suni Zindagi Me Usi Ki Ahat Rehti Hai...!! : Kuch Tum Bhi Dua Karo dost...!! : Suna Hai Doston Ki Dua Me Farishton Ki Awaz Rehti Hai...!! *- - -Udaas- - -*Mairay qareeb to aao bohat udas houn main, Bus aaj tout k chaho bohat udas houn main, Kisi bhi jhoote dilaasay se DIL ko behlaao, Koi kahani sunao bohat udas houn main, Andhairi raat hai kuch bhi nazar nahi aata, Sitaray tor k laao bohat udas houn main, Suna hai praim nagar mein khushi bhi milti hai, Mujhe yaqeen dilao bohat udas houn main, Ye SHAM younhi guzar jaey gi dabay paon- - -Waffa ka geet gao bohat udas houn main. na chaho itna k chahaton se dar lagta he na ao itna kareeb k judai se dar lagta he apki wafa per bharosa he per apni kismat se dar lagta he bachpan k din kitny achay the tb to sirf khilony tuta krty thy wo khushiyan b jany kaisi kushiyan thin titlee k par noch k aouchla krty thy maar k paoon hum barish k pani mei apni paao ap daboya krty thy chothy thy to makr-o-feraib b chothy thy dana dal kr chiria pakra krty thy ab to eik aansu b ruswa kr jata hai bachpan me jee bher kr roya krty thy khail kood k din bher apni tolee me rat ko "MAA KI GOAD" me soya krty thy................................. Yadon k isbhanwar main ik pal mera b ho, pholon k is chaman me ik gul mera b ho, Khuda kare k jab aap yad karo apnon ko, to un apnon main ik Naam mera b ho. Yeh judai apni arzi hai na dil main is ka malal rakhna, hamari ankhon ne jo mil ke dekha woh saare sapne sanbhal rakhna, tumhari sansen, tumhari dharkan suno hamari amanten hain, hamari khatir hi jaan-e-jan hamesha apna khayal rakhna. Yu to aapko roz yad kiya karte hain. Mann hi mann me dekh liya karte hain. kya huva agr aap ass pass nhi hain Hum to dil hi dil me mulakaat kar liya karte hain. Chaahat me kisi ka imtihaan na lena. Jo nibha hi na sako wo waada na dena. Jise tum bin jeene ki aadat hi na ho. Usse kabhi jeene ki dua na dena... mehkati batoon se... Ulajti sansoon se... Sarakte aanchal se... Aankhnoon ke kajel se... Teri moskoraht se... Dil ki chahat se... Golabi galoon se... Haseen khayalon se... Teri tusveer se... Apni takdeer se... In sab se pocha hai main ne kia wo mera hai jise chaha hai main ne Hum jeete har bazi tabhi mashhur ho gaye, teri hansi me hanse to ansu dur ho gaye, bus ek tere jaise DOST ki badolat e mere DOST aj hum kanch se KOHINOOR ho gai Kisi Moor Par Hum Aap Ko Khonay Nahin Den Gain, Judda Hona Chahao Tu Bhi Honay Nahin Den Gain, Chaandni Raaton Main Aye Gi Meri Yaad, Meri Yaad K Woh Pal Aap Ko Soonay Nahin Den Gain OR KOI GAM NAHI EK TERI JUDAI KE SIVA, MERE HISSE ME KYA AAYA TANHAI KE SIVA! YU TO MILAN KI RAATE MILI BESUMAAR, PYAR ME SAB KUCHH MILA SEHNAI KE SIVA!! Ik ada uski dil lubhane ki, Ik ada uski nayi umeed jagane ki, Ik chehra uska chand ke jaisa aur Ik ziid humari us chand ko pane ki ...! Hum Dosti ka farz Nibhate rahain ge Waqat be waqat aap ko state rahain ge Dowa karo k umer Lambi ho humari warna Yaad ban kar zindgi bhar Aate rahain ge muyasar na sahi teree khushiyan magar ho jayen gay shad hum chand sansen reh gayee hen baqee phir ho jayen gay abad hum kiun kalmatay khushi likh kar tora Qalam khud banay zindagi k sayad hum AF AB kab aayen gay wo ayamay mubarik hon gay dukh ki duniya se azad hum Manzil na rahi koi thikana bhi nahi hai wapis mujhe ghar loat ke jana bhi nahi hai main ne he sikhaai thi jissay teer andazi ab mere siva uska koi nishana bhi nahi hai janay kis baat ki mujh ko saza deta hai meri hansti hui aankhon ko rula deta hai aik muddat se khabar bhi nahi li meri kia is tarha se koi apno ko bhula deta hai? Hum umeedon ki duniya basatay rahay, woh B har dum huein azmatay rahay, jab mohabGham k sagar main kabhi doob na jana, Rahon pay chal kar manzil na pao to toot na jana, Zindagi main agar DOST ki kami mehsus ho, To HUM hain ye bhool na jana. bat main marna parha, hum marr gaye woh bahanay banatay rahe....! Dil k dard ko dil tornay wala kya janay, Pyaar k jazbon ko yeh zamana kya janay, Hoti hai kitni takleef kabar main, Wo opar say phool barsanay wala kya janay. Zara si baat dair tak rulati rahi, Khushi main bhi ankh ashk bhati rahi, Koi mil k kho gaya, Koi kho k mil gaya, Bas zindagi humein aisay he azmati rahi Haqeeqat jaan lo bichar janay say pehlay, Meri Sun lo apni sunany say pehlay, Yeh soch lena bhoolanay say pehlay, Bohat roi hain yeh aankhein muskuranay say pehlay Rukhsat hua to ankh mila kr nahi gaya, Wo kyun gaya, yeh bhi bata kr nahi gaya, Lagta hai jaisay lot kr aa jaye ga abhi, Jatay huay diyay bhi bujha kr nahi gaya, Kamray main uski ab talak hai khushbu basi hui, Jaisay wo abhi aa kr nahi gaya, Rehnay diya na uss nay kisi kaam ka mujhe, Aur khak main bhi mujh ko wo mila kr nahi gaya Aj to mahfilay yaar pay ho magroor bohat. Jub kabi tot kay bikhro gay to yaad aonga. Aub to askh ma hoton se chura laita hon. Haath se khud inhain poncho gay to yaad anonga. Shall pehnai ga aub kon tumhay December may. Barishon may kabi begho gay to yaad anong. Hadsay aye gay jevan may to tum ho k nidhall. Kisi deewar to thamo gay to yaad anonga baray logo kay unchay budnoma mehlon ko.. Garib ankhon se tukta hon to ankain bheg jati han. Teray kochay se aub mairy taulq wajbi sa ha. Mager jub be guzerta hon ankhein bheg jati han Bin tere ab koi Chahat nahi Zindagi ki bhi koi khuwahish nahi Tum nahi the to Zindagi main kuch kami thi Ab hoker bhi tum mere nahi aab kuch paas hai magar Ek tu hi to mere paas nahi Hazaron ne hamain Chaha lekin Ek tujh hi ko hamari Chahat nahi Hum tere beghair bhi Jeene ki koshish karenge Kyun ki ab hamain kisi aur ki zaroorat nahi Bikhar Rahi Hy Meri Zaat Usy Kehna Kbhi Milay To Yehi Baat Usy Kehna Woh Sath Tha To Zamana Tha Humsafr Mera Mgar Ab Koi Nahi Mery Sath Usy Kehna Usy Kehna K Bin Us k Din Nahi Kat"ta Sisik Sisik K Kati Hy Raat Usy Kehna Usy Pukarun K Khud Hi Pohunch Jaon Us k Pas Nahi Rahy Wo Halaat Usy Kehna Agar Woh Phir Bhi Na Lotay To Ay Mehrban Qasid Humari Zeest K Halaat Usy Kehna Her Jeet Us K Naam Kr Raha Hoon Main Main Manta Hoon Apni HAAR Usy Kehna... Jis ko aksar socha tha tanhai me, shamil hay wo shaks meri ruswai me. Mujsy mat pocho woh chehra kesa tha? dub gaya main ankhon ki gehrai me. Jagty rehne ki kitni tarkebain thi, uski bojhal thaki hui angrai me. Pyar b krta hay wo beparwai se, nadani ka rang bhi hay danai me. Wo ik pal ko rotha to mahsus huwa, jesay beet gaya ik saal judai me. Hum to har ek ko apna kar risht banate gaye jahan jahan se guzre apni yaad chodte gaye par kismat ka likha bhi ajeeb hai. Gunehgar koi aur tha hum saza pate gaye Mausam ko ishaaron se bula kyoon nahin lete. Rootha hai, agar woh to mana kyoon nahin lete. Deewana tumhaara hoon, koi ghair nahin hoon. Machla hoon, mujhe seene se laga kyoon nahin lete. Tum jaag rahe ho, mujhe acha nahin lagta. Chupke se meri neend churaa kyoon nahin lete. Rootha hai agar woh to mana kyoon nahìn lete. A Girl & A Boy Loved so Much. Un4tunatly Girl Died. After Some Time Her Voice came from Sky:" Ek Wada Tha Her Wadye K Peeche, Tu Mile Ga Her Gali Her Darwazye K Peeche, Tujse Pyar Buhat Kia Tha, Per Ek Tu He Na Tha Mere Janazye K Peeche. "Sudnly a Voice Came. Girl was Shockd. It was of Her BoyFrend: "Ek Wada Tha Hr Wadye K Peechye, Mai Milo Ga Tujhe Her Gali Her Darwazye K Peechye, Tu Ne He Morr Ker Na Dekha Tha, Ek Aur Janaza Tha Tere Janazye K pechay! Wo jis shokh haseena ne shehr mein dhoom macha rakhi hai.. Suna hai us ka nam allah rakhi hai.. Mein allah rakha hon wo allah rakhi hai.. Lagta hai khuda ne mere lye hi bana rakhi hai..... ye tum ne kia rakhi rakhi ki rat laga rakhi hai.. Allah rakhi ne to kisi aur se laga rakhi hai shama ki roshni se andhera door hota hai, is dunya main har koi majboor hota hai, wo hota hai dil k utna hi qareeb jo ankhoo se jitna dor hota hai Pyaar kay diyay jalanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain apni jaan say janay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain… hijr kay gehray zakham milay to mujh ko yeh ehsas hua pagal ko samjhanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain… jaan say piyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai sari baat batanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain… khwaboon main bhi milne kay sapnay dekhtay rehtay hain neendon main muskanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain… is jhooti duniya main hum nay yehi hamaisha dekha hai sachi baat batanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain… piyar jinhain ho jaiy un ko chain bhala kab mil pata hai? shab bhar ashk bahanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain… apni zaat say ujray gulshan say woh piyar kahan kartay hain? auroon ko mehkanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain… us kay ishq main bheeg kay awais hum ko yeh ehsas hua dil ki baat main anay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain Na tha kuch to Khuda tha, kuch hota to Khuda hota daboya mujh ko honay nay, na hota main to kia hota?! Howa jab ghum say youn bay-his to ghum kia sir kay katnay ka na hota gar juda tumsay to zanoo par dhara hota Hoi mud’dat kay Ghalib mar gaya, par yaad aata hai wo har ik baat pay kehna, keh youn hota to kia hota?! TANHAI MAAR DALY KISI KO PYAAR KI SACHAI MAAR DALE KISI KO DARD KI GHRAI MAAR DALE BICHHER KER MOHABAT MIN KOI REH NAHIN SAKTA JO BACH GIA USE TANHAI MAAR DALE MERA HAR DIN TERE HAR RAAT SAY ACHA HOO GA... MERA HAR SHAIR TERAY HAR JAZBAT SAY ACHA HO GA.. ANKHOAN SAY DEKH LAINA BEWAFA.. MERA JANAZA TERE BARAT SAY ACHA HO GA Mohabbat tarq ki mane,gareban si liya mane Zamane ab to khush ho,ya zeher bhi pi liya mane Abhi zinda hon,lakin sochta rehte hon khulwat man K ab tak kis tamana k sahare ji liya mane Unhan apna nhn sakta,magar itna bhi kiya kum hai K kuch mudat haseen khawabon main kho ker ji lya mane Bus ab to daman-e-dil chor bekar umeedan Bht dukh seh liye mane ,bohat ji liya mane Gham e dil sunany ko g chahta hy, Tmhain aazmany ko g chahta hy, Suna hy yeh jb sy bahut door rehty ho tm, Bahut door jany ko g chahta hy, Humain un sy koi shikayat nhi hy, Youn hi roth jany ko g chahta hy, Dua hy keh woh hum sy 100 baar roothein, Hmara manany ko g chahta hy.. Chalo kuchh baat kartay hain, Keh khamoshion ka sehar tootay, Chalo kuchh baat kartay hain, Wafaaon ki jafaaon ki, Chalo kuchh baat kartay hain, Bichharhnay ki bikharnay ki, Bikhar kar phir simatnay ki, Bichharh kar phir se milnay ki, Main tum se door ho jaoon, Tumhain jab bhi talab ho mujh se milnay ki, Kissi veeran sahil per, Kharhay ho kar mujhay aawaz daina, Tairi palkon ki choukhat par jo dastak de, Samajh laina kih Woh MEIN hoon Hamen bhi pyar karne ka khayal aaya jub bhi yeh khayal aya khud ko akela paya dhondte rahe is dunia main hamsafr kisi ko dhoke baaz aur kisi ko bewaffa paya Jis ko aksar socha tha tanhai me, shamil hay wo shaks meri ruswai me. Mujsy mat pocho woh chehra kesa tha? dub gaya main ankhon ki gehrai me. Jagty rehne ki kitni tarkebain thi, uski bojhal thaki hui angrai me. Pyar b krta hay wo beparwai se, nadani ka rang bhi hay danai me. Wo ik pal ko rotha to mahsus huwa, jesay beet gaya ik saal judai me. Agar SANSAY mahkh jaye,agar ANKHAiN Chalakh jaye, agar KHABOO ki khahish ho,agar PHOOLO ki BARISH ho, agar HANSTY hohe RONE ko ji chaye AKHELE me, agar kohi dekh kar TUM ko KHO jaye MELE me, agar TUM phochene jahoo k akher kiya HAKEKAT hai, aur is ka jawab ahye k"mujay to TUM se NAFRAT hai" toTUM samhj lena k ye MUHABBAT hai,ahn yahe ,MUHABBAT hai. Kash Khuwaboon hee mein aa jao bahut tanha hoon... Ya mere zehan say yaadoon k diye gul kar do mere ehasaas ki duniya ko mita do ham-dam raat taary nahi angary liye ati hay in barasty huwy shooloon ko bujha do ham-dam dil ki dharkan ko sula jao bahut tanha hoon Andheri raat mein jab chand khilny lagta hay tumhary pyar k deepak jala k rota hoon tumhary aany ki jab aas jany lagati hay main in chiraghoon ko Khud hi bujha k rota hoon zindagi aisi mita jao bahut tanha hoon sochty sochty jab soch bhi mar jati hay waqt k qadamoon ki aahat ko suna karata hoon ashk thmaty hein to aahoon ka dhuwaan uthta hay raat bhar yoon hee tarapta hoon jala karta hoon baar-e-Gham kuch to ghata jao bahut tanha hoon...... Na gila kiya na khafa howay younhi raastay main juda howay na tu bewafa na main bewafa jo guzar gaya so guzar gaya! yeh safar bhi kitna taweel hai yahan waqt kitna qaleel hai kia laut kar koi aiy ga? jo guzar gaya so guzar gaya! Us se milne ko kbi hm jo machal jate hain To khyalon me buht door nikal jate hain Gr wafaon me sadaqat b ho shidat b Phr to ehsas se pathar b pighal jate hain Uski ankhon k nashe me hon jb se dooba Larkhrate hain qadam or sanbhal jate hain Pyar me aik hi mosam hai baharon ka Log mosam ki tara kaise badal jate hain... Meri chahaten tumse alag kab hain, Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain, Tum saath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga, Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarurat kab hai. Zindagi ka raaz maine mohabbat mein paa liya. Jiska bhi gum mila apna bana liya. Sunane ko mila na koi dastan-e-gham, To aaina samne rakha khud ko suna diya. Ajeeb Karb Ka Alam Hay Meri Basti Par... Ghata Bhi Chai Hay Barsaat Bhi Nahin Hoti Silay Hain Hont Koi Baat Bhi Nahin Hoti Ajeeb Rang Badalta Hay Asar Ka Suraj Kay Sham Khafa Hay Aur Raat Bhi Nahin Hoti Mai Tumhari Zaat Ka Hissa Bhi Ban Nahin Sakta Judaa Tumsey Meri Zaat Bhi Nahin Hoti.... Meray khuwabon k gulshan main khazain raqs karti hain Meray hönton ki larzish main wafain raqs karti hain Mujay wo lakh tarpaye magar us shakhs ki khata janay dost kaisi kashish hai teri yadoon main Main tera zikr chairoon to hawain raqs karti hain. takdir nai kismat mai kuch likha hi nahi, aise jiya jese koi jiya hi nahi, teri yadoon ka ojala hai warna, merai ghar main to koi diya hi nahi Yun hi faslon ko sajay rakh.. Yun hi intazar rehny dy.. Meray zehan-o-dil k sakoon per mera ekhtiar rehny dy.. Teri chahaton ka jo dard ha.. Ye sab khushi se qabol ha.. Chasm-e-nam ka guman na kar.. Mujay ashk-bar rehny dy.. Teri be-basi b baja sahi.. Meri khush-fehmi b ghalat nahi.. Tujay her qadam pe khushi milay.. Mujay sogwar rehny dy.. Teri guftgoo mein jo dard ha.. Wohi dard mera naseeb ha.. Mein bhula chuka hoon qarar ko.. Mujay be-qarar rehny dey.. Aj ak shaks door he sy salam kr gya Apni chahaton ka humy gulam kr gya Apni zendgi gervi rakh kr khareda tha jesy Aj wo shaks he humay neelam kr gya APko Dil se Salam krte hain, Apna her lamha aap k Naam krte hain, Ye or Baat hai k Door aap se rehte hain, Per Yaad to aap ko subh o sham krte hain. Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Krna Tmhari Umr Hi Kya ha tumhain Malom hi kia ha K Jb Ye Ishq Hota Ha To koi Kitna Rota Ha Sitary Toot Jaty Hain Sahary Choot Jaty Hain Abi Tum Ne Nahin Dekha K Jb Sathi Bicharty Hain Tu Kitna Dard Milta Ha K Har Fursat K Mousam Mein Hazaron Gham Ubharty Hain Hazaron Zakhm milty HainSuno Abhi Tum Ishq Mat Krna tumhari umr hi kia ha.. Safer ki ibtida howi k tera khayal aa gaya, Meri zameen k samney ek asman aa gaya, Ye faisla hova k meri shanakht aaina karey, Magar ye kis ka akss hai jo dermiyan aa gaya Cool SMS Kehte hain ke 1000 saal pehle mohabbat our husan dost hua karte the, aik din dono sath the ke chandni nikal ayi, mohabbat ne chand ki taraf dekhna shuru kar diya, ye baat husn ko achi na lagi!uss ne mohabbat ki ankhe noch lin, uss din se mohabbat andhi our husn zalim ho gaya.. Wo apna ho ya begana acha lagta hay har pal us k sath bitana acha lagta hay main chahon to yun hi haan keh day ga wo per us ka na na na keh na acha lagta hay hamare sms se log ya samjhte he k hamen adat he paisy urane ki leken wo nadan kia samjhen ? k ye bhi ik ada he kanjoosoon ki sharam delane ki Two person on Death Bed. Ek wo jise ap PYAR karte ho & ek wo jo Apko PYAR karta ho, and U can save only ONE.Whom would u like to save? (REPLY WITH REASON)reply Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain, Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na" fikr-e-namaz rakho balance ki tarha.azaan sun kar utho ringtoon ki tarha.quran sharif parho sms ki tarha. duniyan mai busy mat raho network ki tarha. alwaya pray to allah.f.h Friendship SMS![]() Fool SMS![]() Missing You SMS![]() Funny SMS![]() Birthday SMS![]() Greetings SMS![]() Santa Banta SMS![]() Insult SMS![]() ![]() Valentine Day SMS![]() ![]() Friendship SMS Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God. Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other... and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time... FRiEND in different lanaguages... Iranian - DOST German - FREUND Herbew - CHAVER French - AMi Pinoy - KAiBiGAN Dutch - VREND Mexican - AMiGO For me.. just simply "YOU" Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end... A daily thought... A silent tear... A Constant wish that u r near... Words are few but thoughts r deep... Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!! Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself. When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER! Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever... We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE! We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE! Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of yourfriends, thats where it will stay. The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain. For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!! Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size! F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SoRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! dats YOU my FRIEND.. Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!! ;"; ;/ ("v")"; /";"/ /;./ "v" './ %./ is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!! A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts. FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!! KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U.. As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste. Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years. Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine. Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine. Friend is one, who Finds you in a Rush of people, Inspires you to do something in life, catch your Emotions and Never leaves you till Death. As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them. Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life. Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date. Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U! If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer! Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE.. Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word... FRIEND :=) Leave SOMETHING for friend.. Never Leave FRIEND for something.. coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends.. Friend's forever......... Fool SMS U are a... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH* WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK" A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN... SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN .... THE ZOO .... Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge..... Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.... You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420 We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank? U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS. A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE. For pepsi "shahrukh" For coke "aamir" For mirinda "vivek" For fanta "rani" & For Thums Up "Akshay" Don't worry For Bante wala soda "You" Cheers !!! When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go. I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream. In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST If u don't mind If u don't feel bad If don't hesitate Please...... give me a K ki kis kiss kiss...... kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon...... I I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals. Last night I Got a severe Head pain... I went to the Doctor ... He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person... " Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?" Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!! Roses are Red Sky is Blue My Bitch is Pregnant Thanks to You.... Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely. U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled. If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions. Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your... book from your bag and study..... Missing You SMS Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed. Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you. I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other. A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you. My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u. I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you. There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. Funny SMS Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO" If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist! Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.. Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist. Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday... Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position... In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail. Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law". Birthday SMS Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more... Happy birthday... This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!! Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duperHappy Birthday Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY". Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day.. A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAYFlying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes?HAPPY BIRTHDAY Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes ! Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy Wishing u a day soft as silk..... white as milk..... sweet as honey&full of money. may all ur dreams come true.... HAPPY BIRTH DAY Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!! I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS. Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday. Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho Greetings SMS No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith. Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE... It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted... But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU... Close ur eyes Make a wish Say good nite sky so wide Stars so bright off the light sleep quite quite ..(-.-).. ZzzZZZzz SWeet DreAms... I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night. Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning. A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day. Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful. Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena. Santa Banta SMS Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die. Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394. Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...! Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. Insult SMS Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =) Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£ Let's play? Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: A.Cunt B.Wanker C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50 Phone a friend? Ring me! I will tell you! Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!! Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did. Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey haila...! U 2 Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss. Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license. Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you! No visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya? Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Chehere pe khubh c smile hai... SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?? Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota? Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai... 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai.... Fuddu se yaad aaya Kaisa hai tu..!! Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam. Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. OUT! Valentine Day SMS Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore. Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical. 24hours make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life!! Wen things go wrong... Wen sadness fills ur heart... wen tears flow in ur eyes... always remember 3 things 1) I'm with u... 2) Still with u... 3) Will ALWAYS b.. Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one! Khushi se dil ko aabad karna... Aur gham ko dil se azad karna, Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi Din me ek baar YAAD karna... If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do. I dream about you evey night I shiver when your in sight I long to hold you close n tight I wanna be there with all my might I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right When i look at you, i cannot deny there is God, cause only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ? If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ? If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ? If i capture ur heart , will u love me ?? Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile becoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!! No shadows 2 depress u only joys 2 surround u many friends 2 luv u God himself 2 bless u These r my wishes 4 u, for today, tommorrow & everyday C.L.I.C.K. means : C= cant live without u L= love u I= i miss u C= care about u K= kiss from my heart 2 u So whenever u miss me just say CLICK. Don't go for looks, they can deceive Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright. As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, Day & Night my thought r of U.. All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U... Love is like a CD track That links our hearts together Dont ever break that CD coz That wud break my heart too.... Message:some text missing* Sender:Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent: date missing *Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing...... Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal, i'll pick them up & gather them all, coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through i'll cherish having sum1 like u! Memories r treasured no1 can steal. Parting is heartache no1 can heal. Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone but i'll remember u no matter how long..... I m on a mission: Misson 2 avoid u, 2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u, 2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u, in short.... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!! D smallest word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. tats y I Love You... Dear O Dear, ur not near but i can hear dont get fear Ur memories r here liv wid cheer no mere tear and ur mine forever! Q:Wat is luv? * * * * A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart n d most amazing thing is tat u still luv them wid every broken piece...! A word to say, a word to hear Even in ur absence i feel u near R relation is strong..hope it goes long v wil remain d same til d life goes on! U may miss me U may ignore me U may even forget me But one day if u wanna c me Dont search, just c ur shadow i wil be thr...Trust Me!! I'll stand here 4ever, If 4ever's what it takes, because u r my 4ever, and 4ever always waits..... My past says u met me My future says u wil care 4 me My present says u wil understand me But my heart says u wil Always Remember ME! Red or white short or tall wrapped in silver not wrapped at all under covers inside a box shapes & sizes love comes in lots. Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel lik Im wlaking but my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground...!!! Poetry Collection Agar mujh say mohabat hay mujhay sab apnay gham daydo.. In ankhon ka har ik ansu mujhay meri kasam daydo . Tumharay gham ko apna gham bna lon to karar aye . Tumhara dard senay main chupa lon to karar aye . Woh har shay jo tumhein dukh day mujhay meray sanam daydo. Shareke zindagi ko kyun shareke gham nai kertay . Dukhon ko bant ker kyoun in dukhon ko kam nahin kertay . Tarap is dil ki thori si mujhay meray sanam daydo . In ankhon mein na ab mujh ko kabhi anso nazar ayen . Sada hansti rahay ankhain sada yeh hont muskain. Mujhay apni sabi anhain sabhi dardo alam daydo.. humari mohabbat k sarey ehsas leylo dil se pyar k sarey jazbaat leylo nahi chorey gey tum ko is pyar k sare imtahan leylo Tum to mery apny ho phir ye takalluf kesa Log to gairon se bhii keh dety hain batain dill ki. Aapke shaher ka mausam suhana lage, Aapki ek shaam chura lun agar bura naa lage, Aap chahe to bhula de humko, Par aapko bhulane mein shayad hame zamana lage. VAH ISHQ JO HAMSE RUTH GAYA HAI, AB USKA HAAL BATAYE KYA. VAH JAHAR JO DIL MEIN UTAR LIYA, PHIR USKE NAAZ UTHAYE KYA. FIR AANKHE LAHOO SE KHALI HAI, YEH SHAMAN BUJHNE WALI HAI. HUM KHUD BHI KE SAWALI HAI, IS BAAT PE HUM SHARMAYEN KYA. EK AAG GAM-E- TANHAI KI, JO SAARE BADAN MEIN FAL GAYI. JAB JISM HI SAARA JALTA HO, TO FIR DAMAN-E-DIL KO BACHAYE KYA. JO ISQA HUMSE RUTH GAYA HAI, USKA HAAL BATAYE KYA aksar tumhe dekha hai tumhe meri aor dekhte huye meri har baat dhyan se sunte huye aksar tumhe dekha hai apni nazronse mujhe tatolte huye dur rehkar bhi mujhpar apni hukumat chala te huye aksar tumhe dekha hai meri fikar karte huye meri rewdi udate huye aksar tumhe dekha hai mujhe sehlate huye mujhe samjhate huye aksar tumhe dekha hai bas dekhe hi main jati hu har khwaab mey mere har khayalat mey...!!! Mai tum sai wo baat kabhi na keh paon gi, Jo mai tum sai kehna chahon gi, Jab bhi wo baat dil sai zaban per aay gi, Honto per hi ruk jaye gi, Ye meri mohabat hai k tumhy khush dekna chahti hoon, per janti hoon k tumhari khushi kabi na bn paon gi, Jab bhi peechai mur ker dekha, khud ko tanha paya, Janti hoon k tum mugh ko kabi na mil pao gai, Per ye baat mai apny dil ko kesay samjhaon gi, Mohabat ki hai per ab hai jana, k mohabat ki manzil per kabi na pohanch paon gi, Q K, Tum sai kabhi na keh paon gi............ College ke gate se ghar k neechey tak hain yeh larkey Yeh larko ka nahi coLLege fir b, yeh cOllege k larkey hain Mana ke yeh kabi kabi haseen hain Mana ke yeh kabi kabi zaheen hain Hai larki agar ek to toe peechey larkey teen hain Jeboon main larkon k ab hone lagi hain jootian Yeh larko ka college nahi fir b , yeh college k larkey hain Utthna subha bahana hai Tayar ho ker aana hai In sub ka yehi khuwaab hai ajj kesi ko pata nah hai Paisoon se yeh kitaboon ki, letey hain girlfren ki baliaan Yeh larko ka college nahi fir b, yeh college k larkey hain Kashmir k kaley bhi hai Africa k jali bhi hai Lakhoon hain aVAra toe In main koi bhaley bhi hai Guzre gali se jo larkiyan point to, marey yeh sitian Yeh larko ka college nahi fir b, yeh college k larkey hain Apna group bana lia Her larki ko phasa lia Jo kuch tha in k dimagoon main Sub Gawa lia Yeh larko ka college nahi fir b , yeh college k larkey hain Mukaddar k sitaron per, Zamanon k ishaaron per, Udasi k kinaron per, Kabhi veeran sheron mein, Kabhi sunsaan raahon per, Kabhi hairaan aankhon mein, Kabhi beejan lamhon mein, tumhari yaad chupke se koi Sarghosi karti hai, Ye palkein bheeg jati hain, Main palkon ko jhukati hon, bazahir muskurati hon, Faqt itna hi kahti hon.... Mujhe kitna satate ho.. Mujhe tum yaad aatay ho Jalne lagi lahu mein judai tu ro diye.... Tanhaiyon ne khaak uari tu ro diye, Chehre tu tera rog chupaya tu hans diye.. Ankhon ne teri yaad manai tu ro diye. tum meray ho tumhara koi naam na le, in bhegti aankhon ka koi jaam na le. Kuch is liye bi maine tmhara haath na chora, k tum gir gaye tu tmhein koi thaam na le. Wo ruthtey rahe, hum manatey rahe. Unki rahon mei palken bichaatey rahe. Unhon ne kabhi palat k bhi na dekha, aur hum aankh jhapkane se bi katrate rahe hum duniya ki bheer mai tanha reh gaye hum unka har sitam ko hans ker seh gaye jiney chaha is zindagi se bhar kar hum mil nahi sakhte wo ye keh gaye......... har phool ki ajab kahani hai chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyun ye ehsas hai lagta hai dil ka 1 tukra aaj bhi us k pass hai......... Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai, jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai, jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai, jo saath na chode, use dosti kehte ha Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai, jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai, jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai, jo saath na chode, use dosti kehte ha Kabhi Kabhi teri palkon pe jhilmilaaun mein, Tu kare intzaar aur na aau mein, Samunder mein le ja kar fareb na karna e-dost, Tu kahe to kinare pe doob jaau mein Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hai, Tumhain Kya Malum Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo Koi aankhon - 2 se baat kar leta hain. Koi aankhon - 2 mein mulaqat kar leta hai. Bada muskil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamos rehkar sawal kar leta hai Tumko chahne wale kam na honge, waqt ke sath magar ham na honge, apna pyar chahe kisi ko bhi dena, par teri yaad ke hakdar ham hi honge kehte hai gam baatne se hota hai kam, aisa hi kabhi pele maante the hum, tere pyar ki nishani tera gam hi to mere paas, wo bhi baat du to rahega kya mere paas Mang kabhi ulfat me jan bhi hum se, HUm teri kisi baat ko tala nai kerte , tasdeek jo karni ho to aaja kisi shab ko, Hum tere bina ghar main ujala nai kerte !!! Judai aapki rulati rahegi, Yaad aapki aati rahegi, Palpal jaan jati rahegi. Jab tak hai is jism me jaan, Har saans rishte nibhati rahegi Aaghaz Hamne Kia IkHtatam Tum Kar Do Jab Chaho Meray Jazbon Ko Be-Naam Tum Kar Do Baat Agar Zarf Ki Hai Tu Yoon Karo Tum Jeet Jao Haar Meray Naam Kar Do... Talash main hoon uski jisae main jaanta nahi lagta hai jaise main khud ko bhi pehchanta nahi Basa hai rag-rag main meri pyaar tera bas ek yahi baat hai jo main maanta nahi Shaamil kar loon tujhae zindagi main apni ab iskae siwa jeenae ka aur koi raasta nahi Ban jaaoo jo humsafar tum mere to keh doon in gammo sae bhi main ke ho jaaoo duur ab mujhasae ab mujhae tumsae kuch wastaa nahi.. Talash main hoon uski jisae main jaanta nahi..... Aisa nai k hum ko mohabat nai mili, hm jaisi chahti the wo kurbat nai mili, milne ko zindagi mai kai humsafar mile lekin tabaiton se tabait nai milichehron k hur hajom main hum dhondtey rahesurat nai mili kahin sirat nai milius ko gila raha k twaja na de useYLekin humain khud apni rfaqat nai milihur shukhus zindagi mai bohat dair se milakoi b cheez hùsbe zarorat nai mili Aisa nahin k tuj sy Möhabat nahin humain... Gham röz röz sehny ki Adat nahin humain... Her Bar teray samny sr kö jhuka lia... Aur phir b daikh tuj sy shikayat nahin humain... Töö yi itibar kr ke tujy chahty hain hum... Teray siwa kisi ki b chahat nahin humain... Hum janty hain k töö b hy tanha humary bin... Aurön sy pööchny ki zarörat nahin humain... Töö Qatl b kry ga tö Aien gy teray pas... Daikh teray Bagair rehny ki Adat nahin humain. AgerKisi k PassSub Kuch Ho To "DUNYA JALTI HAY" AgerKuch Na Ho To"DUNYA HUNSTI HAY" Meray Pas Aap ky Liye Itni DUAAEEN hain Jis ky Liye "DUNYA TARASTI HAY". Ae zindagi mujh se ye dagha na kar..., Main us k bina jiyun ye dua na kar..., Koi daikhe bhi usay to hoti hai jalan..., Ae hawa tu bhi ab usay chua na Kar. Ab tere mere beech zra fasla b hohum log jub milain to koi dosra b hotu janta nai meri chahat ajeeb haimuj ko mana raha hai kbi khud khufa b hochup chap baith k daikho tmam raatjaga hua b ho koi soya hua b hous k liye to main ne yaha tuk duain kimeri trha se us ko koi chahta b ho Ab key youn dil ko saza di hum ney... Uss ki har baat bhula di hum ney... Ik Ik phool buhat yaad aaya... Shakh-e-gul jab wo jala di hum ney... Aaj tak jis pey woh sharmatey hain... Baat kab ki woh bhula di hum ney... Shehr-e-jahan rakh sey aabad hua... Aag jab dil ki bhuja di hum ney... Aaj phir yaad buhat aya woh... Aaj phir usko dua di hum ney... Koi to baat hey us main bhi adnan... Har khusi jis pey luta di hum ney. aankhon se mere is liye udasi nahin jati, dilé beQarar ki betabi nahin jati, aajaye jab bhi tumhari yaad, phir dharkan mere dil ki sambhali nahin jati, dekhna chahoon jab bhi main aayena, tasveer teri nigahon se nikali nahin jati, Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair, na rang na roshni hai tere bagair, waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai! bus dharkan thami hai tere bagair, na barish hai na dhuaan! phir bhi dil mai tapish si hai tere bagair, buhut roka hai baadal ko barsne se!phir bhi aankhon mai nami si hai tere bagair..... WO KEHTI HAY KEH... "Woh kehti hai k kia ab bhi kisi k liye laal hari chooriyan khareedtay ho? main kehta hon ab kisi ki kalai pe yeh rang acha nahi lagta. Woh kehti hai k kia ab bhi kisi k anchal ko aakash likhtay ho? main kehta hon ab kisi kay aanchal main itni wosaat kahan hai.. Woh kehti hai k kia mere baad kisi larki se muhabbat howi hai tumhai? main kehta hon, muhabbat sirf larki per mushtamil nahi hoti. Woh kehti hai k janan! lehjay main bohat udaasiyat si hai? main kehta hon k titliyon ne bhi mairay dukh ko mehsoos kiya hai. Woh kehti hai k kia ab bhi mujhay bewafa k naam say yaad kartay ho? main kehta hon k mairay nisaab main yeh lafz shamil hi nahi. Woh kehti hai k kabhi mairay zikar per ro bhi laitay ho gay? main kehta hon k mairi ankhon ko har waqt ki phoowar achi lagti hai. Woh kehti hai k tumhari baaton main itni gehrai q hai? main kehta hon k teri judai k baad mujh ko yeh aizaaz mila ha Ana ki kaid se muqabla to kary wo mera 7 nibanay ka hosla to kary wo kabi na tutny wala hasar ban jaoun wo meri zaatmain rehny ka faisla tou kare wo Lakh dori ho magar ahad nibhata rahna Jab bi barish ho mera shoog manata rahna Tum gae ho to sir-e-sham yah adat tahri Bas kinara pa kahra hat hilata rahna Janah is dil ko yah adab kaha sa aye Is ki raho ma nighahoun ko bichata rahna Ak mudat sa yah mamool howa ha ab to Aap hi rothna aap hi manata rahna Tum ko maloom ha farhat ya pagal pan ha Dor jatah howa logo ko bolata rahna Ham ny jo deep jilaey tere gallion main apny khuch khwab sajaey tere galioo ma jaanay yah ishq ha ya koi karaamat apni chaand lay ker chalay ay tere gallion ma tazkra ho tere gallion ka to dar jata hoon dil ne wo zakham uthaey tere galioo ma is ly bhee hamay tere galioo se nafrat ha ham nay arman ganwaey tere galioo ma keun her ek chez hmay adhuri si lagti ha jaanay kia chor k ay hain tere gallion ma Kisee Say Baat Kerna Bolna Acha Nahi Lagta Jab Say Dekha Tuje Ko Koi Dosra Acha Nahi Lagta Main Din Raat Taray Baray Main Sochta Rehta Hoon Tary Bary Main Kisee Say Pochna Acha Nahi Lagta Main Chahaat Ki ess Manzil Per AA Pohncha hoo Ay Jaan Kay Taree Janab Kisee Ka Dekhna Acha Nahi Lagta Jab teri kalai mien choriyaan khanakti hien... Jab shareer paoon mien payalien chankti hien.. Jab fiza ka sanata khud say gungunata hay.. KOON YAAD ATA HAY..? Jab teri nighahoon mien dono waqat milty hien... Jab talab ki rahoon mein hans k phool khilty hien... Jab khayal ka panchi raah bhool jata hay.. KOON YAAD ATA HAY...? Ajnabi see ahat par dil dharak say jaye.. Jab guftagoo khud say halak mien atak jaye.. Dil mien choor say koi jab bhi muskurata hay... KOON YAAD ATA HAY.......? .................................................. .................... ......................................... .................................................. ......
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adorable dude
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very goooooooooooooooood
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