Bathroom Sayings

**Coda_Hi** · #1 01-22-2010, 09:30 AM

Here I sit, in the hall of vapors.
Some darn fool done stole the papers.
The bell has rung I must not linger.
Look out ass here comes my finger.

Here I sit in deadly vapor,
Wishing for some toilet paper.
How long, I wonder, must I linger,
Before I'm forced to use my finger?

Here I sit,
In the vapor.
Last guy in,
Used all the paper!

Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
Wasted a dime, but what the hell,
At least I can sit, and enjoy the smell.

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted.
The next time I took a chance,

Saved a dime and shit my pants.

Here I sit lonely hearted,
Tried to shit, but only farted.
Back at my desk I take a chance,

Tried to fart, but shit my pants.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink.

I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls.

ALHARAZY · #2 02-03-2010, 04:01 PM

Thank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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